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Thursday, 25 September 2008

Lesson of the The Day - What Not To Do If You Want To Be Holy

And what you shouldn't do is use one of these, in court!

Justice Donald Thompson, An Oklahoma Judge, has been convicted on several counts (four of which included the said pump). His behaviour was seen as quote - socially unacceptable - unquote.

For his sins, and they are very naughty indeed, Mr Thompson serves 20 months in prison and has been suspended from law practice (I am sure he has been suspended from some other things too but we won't go into that here).

So beloveds, if you ever feel the need to use a penis keep it at home eh?


  1. "A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it."


  2. Ha! Ha! Andy (like it)

    Have you heard the rumour that Thompson said the pressure of the job was getting too much for him?

    Nuff said

  3. Actually, I think what he said was 'THE PRESSURE was getting too much for him'. :>)

  4. Tut tut, just goes to show even with a judge's wage sometimes people have to resort to plastic.

  5. Sadly, Lareve

    It wasn't a flexible friend!!!!

    Far too corny..(hangs head in shame).